Peer Review, Schmeer Review
More and more often, I get back reviews from the two peer reviewers where it's truly hard to know whether they read the same article. Can the article that one person found to be "lucid and clear" really be the same one that the second reviewer deemed "unacceptable for publication"?
I can't send those conflicting reviews to the writer as instructions for revising his or her work. What, hey, author X, how about you decide which bits are lucid and which ones are dreck? Or, you pick which review you like best? Yeah, right.
I also find myself shaking my head over situations where one reviewer finds the research solidly designed and the other one takes umbrage at the methodology. Sometimes, you see, the reviewers misunderstand the intent of the article (through no fault of the author). Or the reviewers don't know as much as they think they do about something. (gasp)
Reviewing the reviewers, parsing out their biases, and determining their true expertise is onerous. I think there is also some of the "I-am-reviewing-this-therefore-I-must-nitpick-something" phenonemon, which is sometimes balanced out by the reviewer who only "recommends publication" without further comment.
There are articles that come in and they are well written and clear. You can just tell that they're going to be published. There are articles that come in where the language is unreadable or the article is lacking in substance. Those are easy to reject right away. But, oh man. The rest of them. The rest of them.